The Women of Beetlejuice;1988.
J.A. Redmerski, The Edge of Never (via psych-quotes)
this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my tits look banging - a story by me
Birthday weekend! WOOOO!
- Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.
And in that moment I realized how lonely one can be. Standing in a room studying the distance between my phone and myself seemed like and eternity away. Paralyzed. Dead for a second. Realizing I’m just a small person with my feet on the ground with the Earth beneath me and the vast universe surrounding it.
A vicious cycle of disappointment. I seen it coming. It was coming like a freight train as I stood on the tracks with my back turned.
you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other
but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
Those are cookies.
These are cookies:
Everything else is a biscuit.
THOSE AMERICAN BISCUITS ARE SCONES